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Meg Pokrass's avatar

This is by Paul Beckman (who sent it to me by email):

"We met at the bar, he said bring the hubbies fishing tomorrow."

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Joan Leotta's avatar

Laughing at the sailor's antics, not realizing he was pointing behind them.

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lisa frank's avatar

The Stepford husbands' short vacation.

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Mike Freveletti's avatar

Italy, 1953 - Europe trip, Horace in the background. We married next June.

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Karen FitzGerald's avatar

Don't throw him to the wolves! Throw him to the fish! Less messy!

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Federico's avatar

I said, "Bobby, Hon, it's just a fish down the toilet. Relax."

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Louella Lester's avatar

He missed. They laughed, drowning what little was left of his self-esteem.

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Angela Watt's avatar

I let it go. It simply won’t fit in the pan darling!

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April Krassner's avatar

Look who photobombed us, again.

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Iona Wall's avatar

It’s O.k. We know it’s a fake!

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Amanda's avatar

Laughing in the face of fear kept them afloat, until it didn't.

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Rena Willis's avatar

How big?

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Andrew Stancek's avatar

The one I threw back was THIIIIS big.

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Jesse Bradley-Amore's avatar

With our sacrifice, the mass shootings will finally stop.

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Sean Thomas McDonnell's avatar

Sunglasses hid Betsy Ross’s eyes. Masked her smile. Farewell, demon fish.

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